Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in the studio in Cardiff with Mr. Chris Corcoran.

"Trio biscuits are making a comeback by popular demand" it says. / Good. / "Good news if you really want a Trio and you want one now." ... That was the advert, innit? / これって確か、CM で使われてたセリフだよな / "I want a Trio and I want one now" or something like that. / I want a Trio and I want one now. / Hey, I should point it out, by the way. ... Other chocolate bars are available. / Hmm. / I mean, I think we all know that, probably. / But not in three square little blocks. / でも、正方形３つというフォーマットは、ほかにないんじゃないか / Yeah, there must be others in three square little blocks. / I don't think there is. / Maybe ... maybe other bars are available, but maybe not in exactly the same format. / No. ... OK. / United Biscuits ... / ... other manufacturers are available ... / ... has announced the re-launch of its popular retro chocolate bar ... / Right. / ... which is filled with ... / I'll just remind you if you don't remember. / Is it toffee-flavoured? / Toffee-fudgey-flavoured cream / Flavoured, yeah. / coated in quality chocolate / quality, yeah. / after a Facebook campaign ... a Facebook campaign demanded its return. Packs of the biscuits, discontinued ... how many years ago? / Uh ... / Play along at home. Pull over if it's safe and legal to do so. How many years ago was that biscuit disappeared ? It's always longer than you think, I find. / 21 years. / ... It's always shorter than you think, I find. / 15 years? / 13. / Huh. / Uh ... / It'll be available in all major supermarkets ... / Oh, / ... for a limited time. / Huh. ... Don't tease us. / Don't do that. / Don't play with us. / You know, they'll ... they'll see ... to see how it goes. They will run it ...the flag pole __ __ see how it works / then they will do a gold (limited, special version) one and it will be all that kinda stuff. ... Just put them up there / re-launch ... blah blah ... / Yeah, / ... uh, blah blah ... a woman from United Biscuits says, / We're very excited to bring it back. ... simply couldn't ignore consumer calls to bring back ... / Well, you could have ignored. / You could have / ... what's been dubbed as one of the most missed and popular biscuit brands. / Why did you get rid of it in the first place, then? / Uh ... / Insights have shown ... Consumer Insights have shown that the feeling of warmth towards this product has not faded. / Oh, man. This is beginning ... this is corporate speaking, isn't it? / the retro-brand / It is a little bit corporate. / __, here we go. / As the retro-brand continues to evoke a powerful feeling of nostalgia, and we anticipate strong demand from consumers to see it on shelf. / Oh. Is this a pitch? / on shelf ... see it on shelf / Is this a Power Point pitch __ __ __ United Biscuits / まるでパワポのプレゼンだな / we're also sure that the biscuit will also find a new fan base. / Are they going to ... are they going to do a tour? / Uh ... look at this, / The Biscuit was voted one of three brands consumers miss the most in the Grocer magazine's "Bring Back a Brand" Facebook campaign __ __ / __ __ / That's what we're doing today. That's exactly what we're doing today ... Bring back anything. ... But we are doing any thing ... / It's not just a brand. Any thing from the past that's gone / bring it back. ... Oh, look at this. / __ __ / Funny Feet icecream were brought back in 2013 / I liked them / I loved __ Funny F__, mate. / Oh, the joy of that big toe / Yeah. What was the other one like Funny Foot as well? / それと似た名前のがあったな。あれは何だっけ。 / uh ... Funny ... Funny Hands? / ... No, it wasn't exactly like it / いや、そこまでは似てない / Happy Hands / something like ... it was ... what was it? ... Was it ... was it pink, Funny Foot? __ __ There was a face / They were always ... well, they were always pink. / Paul, __ __ __ __ __ __ there was a face one. / Was there? / I think so / __ was it Billy Bear / there is no Billy Bear Ham. / ... processed __ ... it is __ __ __ Billy Bear Ham / sounds well sinister ("well" means "very") / I know __ well, I know it's processed meat that looks like ... / it's a bear / it's not made out of a bear. It's a bear's face / Bear ham? Imagine that / Excuse me, have you got any bear meat? / Would you eat ... would you eat that? / Bear meat? / Bear ham. / Well, I'd give it a shot if someone ... if it was edible and if it tasted all right / Ham ... bear ... ger ... / You know, as long as it did not endanger bears ... and __ __ gonna / I think / I think, if you've turned them into ham, that's definitely threatening them. / Well, the ones you turn into ham are pretty endangered, don't get me wrong. / that is pretty endangered, mate, innit? / ハムにしたってことは、危害を加えたってことだろ？　殺したんだから / into ham / don't worry, it hasn't hurt him / 殺さずにハムだけとればいい / just get a little slice of ham off a bear, will you? / Can you ... uh ... hey, bear, can you just ... I know it is a bit ... / Grrrhhh ... / can you just ... just pop in ... just bend over and pop your bottom against this ... this ... / Slicer? / ... this shiny slicing machine? / You won't feel a thing. We only want a little slice. / Ahhhgggrrrr! / Do you want it thinner? / ... Don't do it at home, kids. / At BBC, no one condones slicing ham off a bear. / No way do we condone getting a bear to reverse on to a slicing machine and taking even the thinnest of slices off his bottom. / Any animal. Any animal. ... Just buy your ... / any animal / ... ham__ from a supermarket / buy in a ... preferably in a tin. / Yeah. / ... Buy it already in a tin. Let the experts get on to do it. / Yeah. The only bear ham you can get is Billy ... Billy Bear. OK? And it's in the shape of a bear's face. / Right. Funny Feet were brought back ... / Anyway, / Funny Feet were brought back, / Good. / and then, Wispa came back, apparently, because ... / Huh. Yeah. / ... because of a social media campaign. Um ... I don't remember that. When was that? Was it 2008? Apparently __ 8 ... 7 ... 8 ... 7 years __ / Have Funny Feet __ gone away again? / ファニー・フィートも期間限定？ / Uh ... / brought ... / it says / __ brought back __ __ / It doesn't say where / gone away / but one thing you __ bring back from any ... any thing ... it does not have to be a brand, it doesn't have to be food-related. It could be anything / __ feature __ / a good feature, this, innit? ... __, don't get me wrong. It's probably been done a thousand times on radio, / Yeah. But it's popular. / that just shows how good it is / That's the way I look at it. / Let's sit back and wait for them to flood in.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/08/trio-biscuits-are-making-a-comeback-by-popular-demand-5668354/

どうも、皆わかってないな。一つ挙げろって言ってるのに、リストを送ってきやがる。

Uh ... look at / we've had ... uh ... / one thing / I don't / get the hang of, uh, "one thing", quite. / __ __ __ list / lists / yeah, but they're enthusiastic, mate. / It doesn't matter. You've gotta / one / feature / sit down / choose something / people / off / One thing. It's gotta be easier. One thing. / Huh. / from / and / put a line through that because / I'm not even gonna discuss it now because / two things there. ... Pointless. / __ __ ... / which one __ __ pick __ / It's your rules / Exactly. / Fair enough. / "Chimp Quiz" / says somebody ... / Chimp Quiz ! / Do you know what? All right. We / Paul, print me off some stuff about / chimps / would you? / print me / about chimps / and I might do a ... another Chimp Quiz / Huh, that's nice. / look at ... / Hey, uh, somebody else / earlier / somebody else / gone / it / foolish to get rid of it. / I'm not ... / you / one thing to bring back from / whole of the past / Yeah, / everything that's gone / that's not my answer / just bring back one little ... / yeah. No. / Teletext / says, uh, Stewart G__ / I ... I ... I have to say, I'm guilty of being ... I ... you know, the demise / never used / so / I used it all the time, I did / Did you? What did you use it for? / __ sport ... stuff ... __ __ __ / did you? / Yeah. / Hmm ... I didn't ... I didn't use ... I'm ashamed of myself now. / It was really exciting / it was like ... you know, / proper technology / like / stepping into, you know, the future ... __ 1980's, anyway. / I always felt that it was, even when it came out, it felt, uh ... old. / Yeah? Well, it did look old. / like, from the day / came / it felt already outdated in the first / came on / feels / old and retro even if __ __ __ a brand-new thing / Huh. / How did they manage that? / Huh. / Huh? It's because of the way / talking to your television. That's the thing. That's ... that's what was exciting / talking to your television / Well, it did for me. / Did it? / Don't you try and spoil my memories. / Huh. ... I'd be amazed if __ find __ __ talking to your television, teletext ... / 反応がなきゃつまんないだろ / There we are. __ __ __ get some response / それが反応さ / __ __ like reading off your television, certainly. Um ... / Do you mean it didn't have a microphone __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ wasn't listening / Manchester United winning / ... Huh. ... / Yeah. / Uh, look, somebody / Look, one thing, __ __ __ __ __ __ __ multi-colored fire exting__ / what __ you ... / says here / Europeans took it. Return it. / ... Calm down. / Jif ... isn't Jif just Cif now? / Yeah. / Well, seriously, you've got one thing you can bring back from the past, and you / 過去はあったが今ないものを、ただ一つだけ今に復活させていいと言われたら、お前が選ぶのはこれか? / bring back / product__ / already there / exactly the same / The same __. / It's the same __ __ __ __ / just / spelt a bit differently / other d__s ... uh ... __y things available. Um ... / __ __ / aren't they still there? / just __ __ as well / what is this / just / hang on a minute. I / a hang of this. ... Right. / multi-colored __ __ __ __ __ never existed __ __ __ __ I'm sure of it. / __ __ __ names / Uh ... / able to __ limited / non__. Non__. Never contact the show again. Um ... you've got one thing you can bring back from the past. Don't bring something that's already here but just re-named / packaging / just a name and packaging. ... Uh ... / Coconut Boost bars / __ __ / Oh, that was ... oh, now, there you go. Scrap __'s. / I can't remember / Boost / oh, __ __ great. / I'll tell you what / pretty good / does that still exist? / ... No. ... Is that your "one thing" ? / Do you know what? Do you know what? I don't ... This is ... uh ... hang ... I don't buy chocolate bars myself, / No? / ... because ... When I was a kid, / Huh huh, / ... it used to be, like / have a chocolate bar / that was like a once-a-year treat thing / Yeah / Like Easter? / Easter / was one egg. You know, __ kids / ridiculous / __ __ __ one. Right? / yeah / I / still got that logic. I still ... I don't buy myself a chocolate bar now / treat / never / shop and go, "I __ just have / I'm 47 / Yeah. / If I wanted a Double Decker, I could ... __ __ pretty sure I / buy one / you are allowed now / I wouldn't to it. I __n't allow myself / go into a shop and go, / Double D__, please. / I just wouldn't do that / Why? What would you do then? / buy a chocolate bar and then ... / I wish I could do that / if / shop / now / any ... any shop, any ... any ... __ __ __ Mars bars or something / I'd be like, / Look at him. Look at him / look at him / money / like a kid, going / Would you? / Have you tried to buy one? / Um ... / ... like, __ __ __ __ intend to buy a chocolate bar and then just panicked and ... / no / and bought a comic or something / same as Easter / I would ... I __ only / if was / little / Would you sit in a corner, turn the lights off ... / depressing myself __ __ pathetic sad little life.

Morning, lads, I'd bring back __ __ __ __ / Huh. / Hueh. Here we go. / That's interesting. ... A c__ car. ... Uh ... says, uh, Posty John. It ... Yeah, that's it. That's another one. ... Cars ... you can definitely bring __ ... What car would you bring back, Korkey? / Uh ... / I would bring back ... / __ __ __ __ __ ... But you can still __ __ knocking about. / Yeah, true. / Can't you? I would bring back ... I don't see these about ... / Huh huh? / a Sunbeam Rapier / Oh. / Oh. ... Oh .... __ __ that / __ __ __ / you don't see them around, do you? I __ __ __ Sunbeam Rapier since ... since the 1980's / one of those / Uh, 'cause __ don't see them. __ __ __, you see them. Mike B__ __ __ C__ / our comedian friend / live__ __ miles away from you. Just go round. / OK. / Right. / isn't it? / I__ thought of one / dream / 2-litre injection, 4-wheel-drive. It's a very specific car. / Huh. You don't see a lot of them. / No, you don't see a lot of them / 4-wheel drive? / Oh yeah ! / I've never heard of that. Are you sure __ 4-wheeled __ __ __ __ __ injection existed? / It was amazing, yeah. / dad had it / What color was it? / White. / Was that ... was that the deciding fact / did exist, kids / white / end of __ __ escape. ... It would have given yourself away. But __ __ __ white. Fair enough. I __ __ give you __ that. / You should be in __ secret service, mate / I know I should / おまえ、道を間違えたな。スパイになったほうがよかったぞ。/ まったくだ。しがないラジオのパーソナリティーになっちまって、才能を埋もれさせることになった。 / I'm wasted on, uh, Radio Wales. ... Uh ... / just / front / __ is this show. ... We are actually busting people __ __ it's__ __ for catching people who admits __ things __ __ ... uh ... __ __ ... I can't quite remember __ __ / __ __ __ go __ detail? / No, it __ __ __ __ cr__ing car / sort of / but I __ sort of got it in my head / Yeah, / sort of / a bit like / princess ... kind of ... uh ... thing / wasn't it? You know, uh, kind of ... uh ... yeah, though, Sunbeam Rapier / old minis / Yeah ... everything else I can think of / though / you see / you see old minis around ... you know / most cars you can think of / you see them around. You see them around. You know, / P__ 1.9 / 205GT / 1.9 ... uh ... but you see them around, occasiona__y. Sunbeam Rapier, __ don't see __ / Oh, how about old ... uh ... B__? / ... What? __ __ box__ wagons? / of course you do / plastic seats __ __ dots on your legs? / 暑い日に乗ると、日焼けで斑点が足に転写されてしまう / That's the ones. / Yeah. Bring them back. / But they're still there. You can't bring back something / __ __ gone completely. / OK. / __ __ feature. ... / I would bring back __ top wild p__d to the UK, the lynx, the grey wolf and the brown bear. / Uh ... / Huh, that's good. Re- ... re-forestation, / re-wilding, they call it / re-wilding? / Yeah. / I love the show / in London / talking of / Chimp Quiz later on. I've got another Chimp Quiz for you, although / may well be ... before / start__ / exactly the same as the last Chimp Quiz 'cause I can't remember anything about it.

What would you bring back? / What about the Hillman Gazelle? / says Brian __ __ __ / and he's attached, helpfully, a picture of __ Hellman Gazelle, and it is a rather beautiful ... / 'cause I can't remember __ __ / 貼ってくれてよかったよ。思い出せなかったから。 / ... a rather beautiful-looking ... uh ... car / I think there__ a lot of __ / you'd like to bring back / I mean, cars were ... I mean, / you know, there are ... there are things / improved with cars, no question. But cars were beautiful back then, weren't they? Cars were beau ... / and / there were beautiful cars. / Although they were __ __ miss-named 'cause, I mean, if you looked at that, you know, __ __ get the idea of a gazelle springing through the ... / quite __ / through long grass / I mean, look at / cars __ never look like something that c__ bounce through long grass, mate. I mean / __ __ __ __ bad name. / Well, uh ... uh ... OK. / Isn't it? / Yeah, OK, in that case, yeah. __ __ __ __ / bought that and you__ inspired by its name / Yeah, / and then you / only if you take / literally / only if __ __ as literal as you are, __ most people can go / I'd buy a Hill ... Hillman Gazelle. __ name does tell something about that / Yeah / It's gonna be s__y, it's gonna be quick, it's gonna be ... __, ... it's not gonna be a massive ... you know, it's not gonna be a huge, big-wheel__ / massive __ monster truck ... massive / is it? / I think most peple can deal with that. Most people don't go, "Hang on a minute. This isn't an acual gazelle. I won't leap through grass __ hide from tigers. / This isn't it, is it? / I'm not sure that's true. / think / your rational, the only way / magic / right? It__ magic / magic / that's where you __ ... you're wrong again / __ __ __ / Again, ice magic wasn't magic. / Oh yeah, it wasn't magic, no. Yeah, that's true, yeah. / it's just chilled and went hard / 氷はマジックでも何でもない。温度が下がって水が硬くなっただけだ。 / someone / somebody did send __ / What about / p__ / and it tasted __ mint. Right? That's ... that tells you what it's gonna be. / It does tell you what it's gonna be. / You know what you're gonna get / if you buy that car / Hellman Gazzele ... I think that tells you what you__ gonna get __ __ __ but your rational ... __ your __ __ ... the only way you could get / おまえの理論によると、車に付ける名前は「車」でなければならないということになる / if it__ said Hillman car ... innit? The Hillman car. That's __ __ __ __ __ __ tells me exactly what __ __ / __ __. And, more to the point, you don't need all these models. It's the same as washing machines. Just make one washing machine ... and make it available, make it good. / I'm with you on that / can't be bothered with the choice / 選択肢なんかいらない / such / I'm certainly with you on that. / ... O__ says, / I'm torn ... / Huh huh, / ... between bringing back Spangles / the sweats / Yeah, / which, I'd say, a good c__ / but __ you remember / you? / No. / sort of, like, uh, see-through-colored ... fruity ... sort of sweet__ / all right / Yeah, they were all right then, __ Spangles / ... or H__ / __ __ sort / says O__ / bring back __ or __ / I'm torn ... Uh ... / lucky / you / put / actually / Yeah, yeah. Uh ... / Cabana, ... a chocolate bar with coconut caramel and g__ cherry pieces. / Oh, I'm not fan of __ g__ cherry. / Is that right? Paul, can you check that out on the internet quickly for us? Can you check __ __ __ ... Cabana? I don't remember __ Cabana / I don't remember that. / I've never heard __ that / Oh, unless __ __ dark chocolate __ __ coconut in it ... / 覚えてないなあ ... まてよ、もしかして、__ __ __ __ が入ってるやつ？ / ... Uh ... where have you been for the last 30 seconds? Chocolate bar with coconut __ __ / 過去 30 秒間、オレの話をきいてなかったのか？ / chocolate bar / with / yeah / Hang on a minute. __ __ __ one with the ... / well, you are at work, pal / お前、今仕事中だぞ / I was veguely doodling then / but / as soon / I got a bit transfixed on the, uh, g__ cherry because I hate them so much / __ __ __ __ __ bring yourself to work__ __ __ here __ __ BBC Radio Wales __ a couple of weeks / I do remember / those / turn up / mentally / emotional / as well as physically. You remember __? Huh, OK. / Yeah, 'cause __ __ __ kind of really cheap dark chocolate / so, uh ... __ __ / I don't remember that / what do you mean / anybody knows what that means / quite excited about the idea, but it's not my thing / see if you've got some __ __ have a minute __ __

Bring back the cider flavor ice lollies. / サイダー味のアイスキャンデー / That's a good shout. / Huh, that's a very good one. / that / that is a good shout, that, aside __ lolly / Yeah. / have they gone, though? / I mean, this is ... this is the thing / you don't have any / for / これって、本当になくなったの？ なくなったと思っても、実はまだあった、ってことがあるから / For example / ages __ __ __ __ __ isn't it? / yeah / for example, like, I said "Starbars", right? / 例えばだよ、オレはさっき、スターバーを復活させたいな、と言ったろ。ところがだ、スターバーはまだ売ってるらしいんだ。 / Starbars are still available. / says, uh, Simon in C__. ... Um ... / thing I'd bring back would be __ __ / still available __ __ __ __ __ petrol station / I buy them for my mom / her favorite / __ __ / takes time __ __ __ gets my vote / says Adrian __ Jordan / Yeah. That __ __ __ my mind, __ see / yeah / well, __ __ __ obvious choice, innit? / Is it? / Mind you, at least / at least / gone / bring back / still exist__, apparently. ... Now / Chimp Quiz / we've had a Chimp Quiz in the past. It was very successful, but, "Do it again" is always a bad idea. ... Right? / on the other __, / doing / greatest hits / __ __ is what people like / you know. / It was a strong quiz. / ... Plus, I might have to avoid all the questions I remember from the last time, but I can't really remember them, so, I __ probably double__-up. Who cares? Chimp Quiz ! Let's just do it. / Chimp Quiz / Question 1. Uh ... Where / sleep / how do the chimps sleep? / __ __ __ __ where or how? / ... How. / __ ... what do you mean? They shut their eyes. / Uh ... no. ... Well, uh, that might be right, but that's not we're looking for. / How the chimp sleep? / where do they sleep? / Oh, mate, make up your mind. / where, when and how / sleep? ... __ __ all three / OK / all three for a point / Where: in a tree. / Yes. / When: ... uh ... at night time. / Yes. / Um ... How: They shut their eyes. / I give you that. / Thanks. / I've got no idea. ... 1 point. / Thanks. But was it the answer about "How"? / Well ... uh ... sort of ... uh, I don't know. / ... OK. / ... They ... I mean, the same way as, uh, we sleep, I think. / Yeah. / They shut their eyes. They drift off. / Well, they're primates. They drift off / Huh huh. / That's the logic I used. / I give you another point for that. / Hit me. / two from one. / you are. / study__ show__ that chimps are able to do something ... / Hmm. / ... and it's __ trace __ not normally found outside the human race / OK. / ... is not normally found outside the human race ... / Yeah, / ...but chimps do it, / Yeah, / ... or at least they can do it. / Oh, this is a ... / What is the thing ... / ... good question ... / ... that chimps can do? It's not normally found outside the human race / Great question. / I think this is an easy one, personnaly. / Yeah? / I ... I've lined up the easy ones first. / Um ... / Yeah, I think this is an easy one. / Uh ... / What does a chimp do that is, uh, not found ... pull over if it's safe and legal to do so. Play along ... play along in the car, at home if you like. / Is it "cook"? / Is it / ant with a stick? / No. You did that the last time. / I remember ... I remember the last time / Chimp Quiz / you / big moment ... your biggest moment in ten years on this radio __ __ __ you said, "They can use tools" and "They can dip a stick down a hole and they can bring it up / ant lolly-pop / you practically got up and left at that moment, thinking your job was done for the day. / あれで満足して、今日の仕事は終わったって感じで帰ろうとしたじゃないか / Is it the same question, then? / no / not / tool / I've tried to avoid that question / OK / I / want / you / running around with your arms __ __ __ __ with your shirt over your head, celebrating again. ... They can do something ... / ... Huh ... / It's a trait / そういう兆候、それらしき、それっぽい行動 / That's a trait? Is it? / Yeah. / OK. Is it ... "Establish ..." like, "... relationships"? Is it "have thoughts" __ __ __ __ / "Have thoughts"? / Is it "Make lists"? / "Have thoughts"? / ... Is it "Thinking ahead"? Is it "Strategic thinking"? / Is ... "Have thoughts"? / You know what I mean. / No, I don't know what you mean. What do you mean? __ __ explain that __ __ __ __ have more fun with it / Strategic thinking? / Yeah. / What? Like / marketing / dolphines do this __ ... __ .../ This isn't right. / まてよ、これはイルカでもするなあ。ということは不正解だ。 / __ __ __ __ __ I'm doing now? / 今おれがお前にしていることを、イルカもできるというのか？/ どういうこと？/ イルカはお前のことをバカにして笑うことができるのか？ / do dolphines make fun of you as well? / No. / strategic thinking / working as a team / working as a team. That's what I mean by strategic thinking. / is that "strategic thinking", necessarily? / チームで行動するってだけで、戦略的思考ができるってことになるかな / I suppose / exclusive to them / Is it "strategic thinking", though? / Yeah. / Is it? / __ __ __ __ monkey to eat it / Yeah / they / big guys __ __ __ / that's just __ ... surely that's just a __ behavior that / really strategic / no point / sit down first / they / planning meeting / they've got a flip chart / don't / planning meeting / flip chart / they're capable of one thing ... / Oh, __ __ __ / ... that animals aren't capable of. It's easy. It's easy. ... It's easy. Think about it. / Well, that's not helping, is it? ... just saying "It's easy. Think." Give me a clue. ... Give me a clue? / チンパンジーの身になって考えてみろ / Think like a chimp would. / Hmm ... / What would a chimp do now? / __ have thoughts? ... __ ... What do they exhibit? Come on. / exhibit / that animals aren't, normally? / Aggression ... emotion ... / No / Love. Love. They fall in love with other chimps / No. No. / __ __ Valentine's Day theme __ __ __ / do you give up? / Yeah, OK. / Altruism. / Oh, __ they? / capable of doing things not in their own interest but in the interest of another animal. / What __ great answer ! / Of course. It's obvious / __ __ dolphines can't be altruistic, mate. / Yeah, they can. / __ __ __ animal__ anyway. ... Mind you, / chimps / I don't even know / All right. / I've got myself confused. ... Can dolphines be a__ic / example of / altruistic / Well, they share the fish. ... You know, they just make sure that little dolphines and ... / 魚を分け合うじゃないか。小さいイルカもちゃんと食べられるように。 / big dolphines are fed ... __ __ some __ __ back __ __ queue __ __ all right / queue / to be honest / do you wanna / hang on a sec / boys / fish / OK. So, dolphines are altruistic as well / OK. / OK. / I give you half a point for that / thanks, 'cause / I was confused 'cause __ __ __ exclusive to / そうだよね。利他的行動はチンパンジーだけのものじゃないよね。イルカもするよね。 / you were right to be confused / OK / two / out of 2 / OK. I__ take that. / remarkably / OK. ... The mating ritual / question ... / Here we go. / here we go / I'm good on this stuff / I'm all over it. / You're all over this? / uh / mating ritual between chimpanzees, / Yeah. / ... how long does it normally take? / Well ... hm ... OK. Well, do they ... uh ... oh, up to a week ... up to a week, __ with ... you know, __ing ... / Up to and including a week? / ... and then they, sort of, flirt with each other a little bit and they go __, like, chimp / and then, you know / next to __ wall __ too shy to speak / that sort of thing / kind of flirting / getting to know each other, and then ... Is that the sort of thing __ __? Is that the answer? / Well ... well, I mean / that sort of thing? / it's the sort of thing / you know / what do you mean __ __ moments before passion / it's the sort of thing ... I think ... __ ... looking at the answer, I think / Yeah, / ... they're more talking about the ... uh ... __ __ __ __ ... / Oh, OK. ... Oh, 30 seconds. / They're talking about "once they've got home". / Right. ... 30 ... 30 seconds. / So, scrap all ... Oh, hang on. 30 seconds? / Yeah. ... But then __ five-minute hug afterwards ... a ... a chimp ... a chimp __ / The mating ritual between chimpanzees ... pull over if it's safe and legal to do so ... / Yeah, / ... takes between 10 and 15 seconds. / Huh. I was close__, then. / Yeah. / 30 seconds. ... They're not romantic (enough) ... They don't have Valentine's Day, do they, chimps? They're not __ __ romantic animal. / Well, I don't know if they __ __ Valentine's Day / Did you say __ __ __ / do you know what / it's the opposite, mate. / Huh, / that's it, is it? / that is it / B__ __? / B__ __. / also ... also / B__ __ __ __ / ... also, in most cases, / Hmm, / ... chimps are also doing something else while they're doing it. / Texting? / No. ... What? I'd give you an 8 ... I'd give you a bonus point for this. / OK. / You __ __ 3.5 / something else? / ... out of 4 at the moment ... or something. / Uh ... eating peanuts? Eat ... eating ... / Eating? Eating is right. Yeah. / Eating food. / Yeah. That's it / I give you that / They're usually eating as well as they do it / Are they? / Yeah. / ... Oh ... what romantics they are! That's great. ... Great. ... Excellent. / It just goes to show that, doesn't it? ... just goes to show that / great image / ... doesn't it? It just shows that ... uh ... that ... __ ... __, I don't know __ __ __ get into this / what we do as humans / such a ... you know, ... / a lot of fuss / aren't you? Is that what you __ trying to say? / we are polite, aren't we? / Yeah. We are romantics. / animals, perhaps, aren't "polite" in that sense. So, you know / the fact that we don't eat / put that in a T-shirt / それをロゴにしてTシャツを作ったらいい / セックス中は食べない！ / we don't eat at the same time / just really / a lot of us / I'd ... I'd quite happily eat at the same time / Really? / Yeah. I mean, __ __ __ __ __ __ through much / __ ... __ __ level of multi-tasking would be a little bit of a challenge, mate, to be honest, ... especially with a form __ __ like a s__d. / __ __ __ through __ bag of crisps / not ... not a big new ones ... uh ... anyway ... / Next question. / Yes. ... What are you on now? Oh, you're on ... / 4. I did well there. / You're on about / or something / you're doing well. / Nailed it. / uh / last question. / OK / Why are chimps like a doctor? It's not a joke. / OK. / Why are chimps ... / Because they've got medicine. They've got plants they use as medicine. / Absolutely right. / Thanks. / When they feel sick / which plant__ to eat in order to make__ / feel better. ... That's / last question, very quickly, ... What are their predators ? Two predators ... Two predators ... / Um ... uh ... chimps have predators of ... massive ... There's a massive eagle that takes them out / No, there's not. There's not a massive eagle / some sort of panther / Totally ... well, no, / I can't give it to you / OK. M__? / ... Humans. ... Humans. / Oh, are they? / and ... yeah, / Oh yeah, of course. / and l__s / in / panther__ / I know. But that was wrong / OK / can't climb trees __ __ __ __ / ... は木登りができないから猿にとって大敵とはいえない / you__ heard it here first.

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